Anonymous asked:
You do not, in fact, own a toaster.
lingonberryjamistakenwhat answered:
I assume this is from the assumptions ask thing I reblogged earlier.
And you are inexplicably correct.
“i assume this is from the assumptions” is going directly into my daily lexicon
This is going directly into my “tumblr’s secret words” collection, right after “my name’s not rob, i’m not a girl, and I’m not an idiot”
you’re so wise, frank. i think we could all learn something from you
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![[Description] An image of PERSON in sunglasses and a cap. The text at the bottom of the image says ` [Text] You're](https://64.media.tumblr.com/957dd6d5ddbac1fb5b0517988a869857/ede9e24825eb8489-b5/s540x810/e6d243117d871d8a7e53c753d2ce18e67149b2ce.png)























